Wednesday 1 October 2008

Film Reviews for October






President Dog!




The latest Disney venture see’s double Academy Award winner Daniel Day Lewis go barking mad as he sees the USA’s elect his pet pooch, Chief, as its “lead”er!

The Republican party is trouble! Out of office and out of favour with the public, they need a strong leader to regain their fallen congress majority. Who better to solve this Dog’s Dinner than man’s best friend himself! Follow Chief, our four legged, wet nosed, butt sniffing chum who captures the hearts (and votes) of the American public!

"President Dog!" is a tale of trust, friendship and immense power that will delight the whole family. Laugh along with Chief as he declares a war on cats and gains the trust of his party by forcing lazy scum off welfare with his “Bark to Work” scheme. Daniel Day Lewis is superb as the hapless dog owner who has to keep Chief’s paw off the button! This is one Chief worthy of hailing – if you want a movie with real bite, be sure to catch "President Dog!"









Well ‘Ard Geeza’s


Disgruntled footballer Tommy Guvnor (Danny Dyer) gets involved with a cockney gang of looters who hatch up a plot to nick Johnny Golfballs’ (Englebert Humperdink) dosh! Only trouble is, equally dangerous and cheeky wise geezer Jimmy Bubblebath (Jason Statham) is after the same moolah!


The latest film from critic’s favourite Guy Ritchie creates a window in to the East End, packed with birds, motors and guns to thrill blokes the world over. A memorable scene involving wotsits will send admirers of penis jokes rolling in the aisles, and adrenaline junkies are well catered for with a fantastic high speed bendy bus chase.


With Dyer and Statham giving their usual stunning performances as rock solid Guvnor and Bubblebath, this is a movie that’s sure to be a Well ‘Ard hit





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