Celebrity News With Graham Chips

Jon Snow admits that he hates Channel 4. "The channel is f*****g sh*te. Full of pompous morons who munch on cheese and enjoy watermelons. And the viewers are tw*ts, they can suck my d*ck and make my tea" said the iconic newsreader

Tottenham Hotspur striker Darren Bent plays for Tottenham Hotspur. The star was spotted playing for Tottenham Hotspur against Hull City last weekend. "I'm Darren Bent and I play for Tottenham Hotspur" the Tottenham Hotspur striker Darren Bent was heard to remark whilst playing for Tottenham Hotspur

Boy George is in trouble again! The 80's icon was seen knocking off a policeman's helmet in London last week, before running away. "One of the other boys dared him to do it" said a source.

Former Prime Minister John major is to release his own fragrance. "After much discussion, I've concluded that its an incredibly sensible thing to do. I smell wonderful" said the tremendous man of mystery.

Lily Allen is embarking on a new career as a fur coat. "Its something I've always wanted to do, and I get what I want" said the privileged singer