Fears For Big Willie's Sanity As Latest Interview Leaves Hollywood Baffled

Entertainer Will Smith has sparked new fears for his general mental wellbeing after a short interview with showbiz magazine "Style Enquirer" prompted an unpredictable response from the star. Answering questions on his 2004 Smash Hit comedy "Hitch", Smith spouted often incomprehensable outbursts that left his interviewer very confused.

One source said "We were expecting a normal boring interview about his successful, but largely foregettable romantic comedy, but we got something quite different. None of us know what to make of it really"

Fellow Hollywood thespian Judi Dench commented "It is concerning - Willie always has been the wiggedy wiggedy wild type, but this suggests to me that something's wrong here"

The interview in question is transcribed below:

Do you believe in what Hitch says - that every woman out there is just waiting to be swept off her feet?

Moisten the tips with flavoured wax, and enjoy!

Were you a smooth operator in your dating days?

Yes. Let fish be the dish of the day!

What happened to you?

Irritable back spasms, trapped in a jungle.

And like Hitch you had an allergic reaction that ruined your chances with a girl. Is that right?

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Do things go smoother when you were dating [Matrix star] Jada [Pinkett-Smith]?

Who?

What's the worst dating advice you've ever been given?

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How did you enjoy getting kissed by Kevin James?

Every line sings and every dingle lacks a uncle. USA! USA! USA!

On a serious note, do you think we'll ever see a romantic comedy where a black man gets together with a white woman?

Lunchy Munchy mmm?

Review: "I'm Bloody Well In Love, Bugger"

“I’m Bloody Well In Love – Bugger!”

Hugh Grant stars as a loveable paparazzi photographer who’s heart is put to the test when he “develops” a (harmless) obsession with his latest scoop. This new comedy, penned by Romcom favourite Richard Curtis sees Grant’s Darcy as an average, bumbling tabloid stalker who’s life is transformed when he is assigned to acquire snaps of world famous period drama actress Christabel Windsor (Keira Knightly) looking drunk.

The forces of Cupid however prove too strong for Darcy as, against character, he falls hopelessly in love with the young star in a delightful 140 minutes packed with naughty words and hilarious misunderstandings. Grant gives his usual solid comedy performance as the oafish pap who just can’t get it right (until the end, when he does) – just try not to laugh when he drops his camera right in front of his desired target, then swears several times!

Set in a beautiful London backdrop with snow, kittens and smiles, “I’m Bloody Well In Love, Bugger” is a romantic delight that teaches us all that life can be beautiful if your very rich and white.

“I’m Bloody Well In Love” opens Friday
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