Tuesday 12 June 2007

Celebrity news with Graham Chips

This week's celebrity news with Britain's top showbiz detective Graham Chips

Cricket legend Ian Botham refused to comment on tearaway cricketer
Andrew Flintoff when he was interviewed this week. "I only talk about
wheat now, ask me about wheat" said the wheat loving sports star

Lily Allen has lashed out at Martin Luther King in her latest myspace
blog. "All this civil rights stuff is a load of old b*****ks, when was
the last time he had a number one single?" wrote the privileged singer

Kate Moss doesn't care if she is done up the arse by a dinosaur. "Bring
it on - they don't scare me!" said the coked up British icon

Elton John has refused to apologise to France after calling all french
people w*nkers last week. "I'm Elton John, I can do as I please" said
the chunky singer

Preston from celebrity Big Brother insists that he is still famous. "I
was in the Ordinary Boys" said the smug young man to everyone he saw
last week.

John Prescott has no plans to launch a pop career in the near future.
"Rub my tummy" said the former deputy prime minister