Entertainer Will Smith has sparked new fears for his general mental wellbeing after a short interview with showbiz magazine "Style Enquirer" prompted an unpredictable response from the star. Answering questions on his 2004 Smash Hit comedy "Hitch", Smith spouted often incomprehensable outbursts that left his interviewer very confused.
One source said "We were expecting a normal boring interview about his successful, but largely foregettable romantic comedy, but we got something quite different. None of us know what to make of it really"
Fellow Hollywood thespian Judi Dench commented "It is concerning - Willie always has been the wiggedy wiggedy wild type, but this suggests to me that something's wrong here"
The interview in question is transcribed below:
Do you believe in what Hitch says - that every woman out there is just waiting to be swept off her feet?
Moisten the tips with flavoured wax, and enjoy!
Were you a smooth operator in your dating days?
Yes. Let fish be the dish of the day!
What happened to you?
Irritable back spasms, trapped in a jungle.
And like Hitch you had an allergic reaction that ruined your chances with a girl. Is that right?
Hunters Chicken
Do things go smoother when you were dating [Matrix star] Jada [Pinkett-Smith]?
Who?
What's the worst dating advice you've ever been given?
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How did you enjoy getting kissed by Kevin James?
Every line sings and every dingle lacks a uncle. USA! USA! USA!
On a serious note, do you think we'll ever see a romantic comedy where a black man gets together with a white woman?
Lunchy Munchy mmm?
One source said "We were expecting a normal boring interview about his successful, but largely foregettable romantic comedy, but we got something quite different. None of us know what to make of it really"
Fellow Hollywood thespian Judi Dench commented "It is concerning - Willie always has been the wiggedy wiggedy wild type, but this suggests to me that something's wrong here"
The interview in question is transcribed below:
Do you believe in what Hitch says - that every woman out there is just waiting to be swept off her feet?
Moisten the tips with flavoured wax, and enjoy!
Were you a smooth operator in your dating days?
Yes. Let fish be the dish of the day!
What happened to you?
Irritable back spasms, trapped in a jungle.
And like Hitch you had an allergic reaction that ruined your chances with a girl. Is that right?
Hunters Chicken
Do things go smoother when you were dating [Matrix star] Jada [Pinkett-Smith]?
Who?
What's the worst dating advice you've ever been given?
Squaggle squak creamy mcscroggins dejohnson 2 1
How did you enjoy getting kissed by Kevin James?
Every line sings and every dingle lacks a uncle. USA! USA! USA!
On a serious note, do you think we'll ever see a romantic comedy where a black man gets together with a white woman?
Lunchy Munchy mmm?
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