"Meat" Magazine's Fucking Celeb Section...

Celebrities spotted!!!!



This week.......



- Eastender's Star Adam Woodyat serenading a Squirrel in Margate...



- Gossip frontman Beth Ditto selling stylist Gok Wan to Mick Hucknall, as London Mayoral candidate Boris Johnson applauds.



- Tennis star Tim 'Tennis' Henman morris dancing whilst weeping in Trafalger Square



- American Hard cheese Bruce Willis with his head stuck in some park railings in Norwich



- Jeremy Vine laughing at a prostitute



- Dame Helen Mirren repeatedly punching Nelson Mandela as he attempts to stop her from jetting to the moon



- Drugs sensation Richard Bacon and actor Kevin Bacon buying shares in Danish Bacon. Coincidently, neither of them are fond of Bacon